New Caledonia Day

September 24, 2018

September 24, 2018
New Caledonia Day

BIRTHDAYS

Anthony Newley 1931
Jim Henson 1936
Phil Hartman 1946


NEW MAGAZINES

All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*09/22/18 Birdwatching presents A World of Birds: 50 amazing species.
09/20/18 Blue Ridge Motorcycling Magazine: The best rides in the Blue Ridge region.
*09/19/18 JFK Jr: 20-year memorial special.
*09/19/18 InStyle Party Planner: Go-to menus and guides for easy entertaining.
09/06/18 Suzy Cohen Health & Radiant Aging: Get healthy!

 

 

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

20% of Americans aged 18 to 24 have never kissed anyone.
— October Harper’s

A study that surveyed owners of different kinds of pets found that the people who owned hamsters were the most likely to have an advanced degree.
Scientific American The Science of Dogs & Cats

 

 

 

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

ITS FATHER WAS A WEREWOLF ITS MOTHER WAS A STANDARD POODLE, IT’S – WEREPOODLE!

DRACULA IS A REAL SUCKER FOR A GOOD MARINARA

WHEN A BIGFOOT GOES BOWLING HE NEVER RENTS SHOES

MAN EATEN BY A SHARK ONE HOUR AFTER HE ATE A SHARK FILET SANDWICH!

HUNDREDS OF PUMPKINS SOLD THROUGHOUT THE MIDWEST FILLED WITH LIVE COCKROACHES!

 

 

 

 

 


Weekly Words of Wisdom

A penny saved is a waste of time.

 


Fictitious Customer of the Week

Mayer Maynott

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